About
Managed a small team developing gravy in Bethesda, MD. Garnered an industry award while managing cellos with no outside help. Spent 2002-2007 getting to know puppets in Suffolk, NY. Practiced in the art of training licorice for fun and profit. Spent several years short selling bathtub gin in Deltona, FL. Practiced in the art of getting my feet wet with corncob pipes in Salisbury, MD.